The Genesis of Blogs

Man, I'm so bored at work.
I have a computer ....
It's hooked up to the internet!
I'd like to look at porn ... But what if someone walked by? I'm not makin' millions of bucks here, but that would be EMBARRASSING!
I know! I can start a blog ...
[insert dramatic music here, as well as grave, gravely-voice male voice over: "And so, the era of blogging was born..."]

But seriously folks, I have mature literary goals. I want to win the Nobel Prize for Blog Prattlin'.